Things That Make You a Twat

[Trev_GFC]

Voting for Brexit doesn’t make you a twat.

Begging for a second referendum with a “we shouldn’t have even had the first one” option doesn’t make you a twat.

Having keyboard clicks enabled on your mobile phone though...

 

[ThreeSixes]

Driving a black BMW

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And typing things like "/thread"

 

[Gills 58]

Buying a half and half scarf for a match.

My first entry to room 101 (it's a long, long list).

 

[jogills]

Boring on loudly with work related stories designed to show how brilliant, tough minded, well paid and respected you are. Please don't tell them; it's far too much fun playing out the rope and winking at others.

 

[PhilK66]

Playing very loud rap music in your car when you're the wrong side of 50

 

[Skullduggery Pleasan]

Believing that the maximum speed limit on a single carriageway is 50mph

Should you REALLY be driving?

 

[townendgill]

Driving a black BMW

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And typing things like "/thread"

Typing "/thread" is OK if you are not doing it for your own post. Replying with "/thread" to someone else's post is perfectly acceptable in my book.

 

[OneSirKeefy]

Typing "/thread" is OK if you are not doing it for your own post. Replying with "/thread" to someone else's post is perfectly acceptable in my book.

Agree Townend

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[LSB2]

Typing hashtag on something that is not Twitter, which I'm not on! #WTF

 

[RainhamGill]

Taking pictures of your food or your drink.

#WTF #twat

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[ThreeSixes]

Typing "/thread" is OK if you are not doing it for your own post. Replying with "/thread" to someone else's post is perfectly acceptable in my book.

Twat

 

[ThreeSixes]

Playing very loud rap music in your car when you're the wrong side of 50

I do this, but I'm 48, so 2 years before i'm a twat

 

[townendgill]

Twat

Technically I'm a double twat since I typed it out twice. But you started it.

 

[MedwayModernist]

Posting open ended posts on facebook or similar in order to illicit responses and get attention.

Example "omg, I hate rumours!!!"

 

[HerrLjunga]

1. Anyone who says "Simples"
2. Wearing Crocs
3. People who drive at 45mph on a national speed limit road but then carry on at 40mph+ through a 30 zone
4. Using your mobile phone in any way during a gig
5. Using a mobility scooter because you're too lazy to walk
6. Neighbours having BBQ's while I'm on a diet
7. Littering in any form, ever
8. Being Mark McCammon
9. Having a facial tattoo
10. Having a man bun
11. Wearing trousers that stop 20cm from your shoes
12. Being a hipster in general
13. Thinking your kids are any more special than any of the other mewling brats fired into the world on a daily basis
14. Those "fans" that think that just because a player signed without us paying a transfer fee it makes them somehow inferior

 

[MedwayModernist]

People who make huge lists in threads where the topic is to list things they don't like, when everyone else is just listing one thing at a time

 

[glenjarnold]

Supporting Sw*ndon. (A tsunami of twats)

 

[RotherhitheGill]

Riding a kids scooter if you are older than 9.

 

[Trashbat]

Buying a tin of food from the supermarket that is one day past it’s ‘best before’ date - and then going to the Kent Online to run the story as a headline.

 

[LSB2]

The 1.4 million Brits who throw a banana away each day, some reasons may have been mentioned on this board...