The Vital Villa Mass Hysteria thread

DeanoVilla

DeanoVilla

One Bloody Number
Just gone to eat a custard cream.

As I usually do I start by pulling the biscuits apart, and usually I would end up with 1 clean biscuit to dunk, and another biscuit with the cream on to lick.

This time.... half the cream ended up on each biscuit!!!!!!!

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I've never been so furious in my life.

These biscuit makes should be fired, I will never buy another pack of biscuits from Morrisons until their CEO has resigned! Disgusting. He's been there 12 months and still we have these biscuit issues!


Fell free to have your own mass hysteria rant over very trivial things in here.

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I went to have some chicken only to find I'd not got any cooked. I've had to have hardboiled eggs instead.

So the chicken didn't come before the egg...
 
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How come I keep being accused of being sarcastic over in the Boro match thread when all this malarkey is going on over here.

Hob nobs are the dunking kings. Everyone knows that. I would get Hob nobs in charge, relatively new in the biscuit world.
Custard creams a dinosaurs, young and hungry biscuits required.

 
No no no Melon: McVities ginger nuts rule the dunking world! No other biscuits quite like them to dunk.

Biscuit mass hysteria time
 
All this talk about biscuits, I think some might be missing Nathan Baker :17:

 
JPA has dropped to second place in the monthly post count. Totally unnacceptable that having led all month he has run out of steam and allowed himself to be overtaken.

All issues must be looked at including the fitness coaches , tactical awareness , transfer policy and management , it is clearly an issue and if this drop off continues maybe dismissal should be contemplated.
 
My phone battery doesn't last as long as it did 2 years ago. FCUKING UNACCEPTABLE!

Someone should fcuking hang!

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I only got 23 washes out of a bottle that quite clearly states 24 washes on its label.

This is a disgrace, i might complain to 5live and get them to do a phone in.
 
I only got 23 washes out of a bottle that quite clearly states 24 washes on its label.

This is a disgrace, i might complain to 5live and get them to do a phone in.
 
Some absolute fcking twat turned left without indicating this morning!!!

I am FURIOUS with rage! It was over an hour ago and my blood is still boiling. These people should be rounded up and tortured!!!
 
sirdennis - 20/9/2017 14:27

JPA has dropped to second place in the monthly post count. Totally unnacceptable that having led all month he has run out of steam and allowed himself to be overtaken.

All issues must be looked at including the fitness coaches , tactical awareness , transfer policy and management , it is clearly an issue and if this drop off continues maybe dismissal should be contemplated.
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#FakeNews Sir Dennis. That post count is run by Fox News - I clearly have the most counts of anyone, ever. The most. More than Obama, his numbers were nowhere near mine. The VV Members League is a fraud - they've messed up bigly.

And by the way, I don't like custard creams, so Deano got no more than he deserved by separating the halves :3:
 
I went to the cupboard the morning and there wasn't any shreddies , only weetabix.

It's a disgrace. Mrs Melon's cereal selection and rotation policy is beyond a frigging joke.
 
I caught Mrs JPA interfering with the central heating timer this morning.

I think we can all appreciate the seriousness of this, and I am currently taking legal advice :22:
 
JuanPabloAngel - 21/9/2017 10:22

I caught Mrs JPA interfering with the central heating timer this morning.

I think we can all appreciate the seriousness of this, and I am currently taking legal advice :22:
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Keep your mouth shut and do as you're told? :3:
 
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