The Vital Villa Confession Thread

[The Fear]

Ok, it's time to come clean.

Bob admitted years ago to shooting the sheriff but up until now I've kept the other part of situation quiet.

It was me. I shot the deputy. Didn't like him. Simples.

Oh, and I let the dogs out. What you going to do about it?

Any other confessions?

 

[Cheshire Villan]

I regret everything and I really don't like to boogie.

Glad to get that off my chest.

 

[Clubpaver]

Moi, Je ne regrette rien.

 

[The Fear]

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[The Fear]

What a song... good album that comes off !

 

[BBJ]

I don't really like Vimto.
I'm not a liar either.

 

[Guest]

Blimey BBJ you scared for a minute then!! i confess i get through a bottle of Vimto cordeal every 3 days on average i think om addicted!

 

[The Fear]

My first name is Jonathan not The

 

[kefkat]

Those on my FB will see I use the name Jai for my middle name. I have this cos I comp and my main name Carol Thomas is not unusual. The Jai name comes from when I first went on mobile wap 15 years ago. It's a shortened version of my middle name of Jane

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

I am Alice.

As in, "Who The Fuck Is Alice?"

 

[lewis1980]

I shit the bed last time i had food poisoning.

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

I don't eat butter

 

[The Fear]

I'm not currently in the UK

 

[kefkat]

JuanPabloAngel - 28/7/2017 22:51

I am Alice.

As in, "Who The Fuck Is Alice?"

Where did you go to Alice in the limousine?

 

[Melon Donkey]

Tonight is the 7th evening in a row I have had an alcoholic drink*



*Fcuk it I'm on holiday

 

[The Fear]

I'm not the real slim shady and therefore, do not stand up when asked.

I am fairly slim mind you.

 

[col8]

My colleagues at work are currently pissing me off, they have become lazy and sometime I think they would be too tired to get out of their own fucking way.

Therefore I would like to confess to killing 3 people (in my head)

:86: :123:

 

[DeanoVilla]

I once stole a cadburys creme egg.

Oh and a crate of Carling.

:137:

 

[DeanoVilla]

I drank a nice class of Franschhoek Pinotage with Natalie on our spa weekend on Friday, and it felt like I was cheating on Fear as we went to that winery together.

 

[sirdennis]

I have never sinned.

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