Police found my mate dead at the bottom of a lake this morning with a bag tied to his ankles, full of Charles Bronson DVDs. He must have had a depth wish.
Given that the goal is about the same size as a parking space, I'm thinking that it was no surprise whatsoever that the English womens team were going to struggle with penalties.
Given that the goal is about the same size as a parking space, I'm thinking that it was no surprise whatsoever that the English womens team were going to struggle with penalties.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.