Noticed a lorry load of lemonade arriving at the Beckham's place early this morning. I think David misunderstood when Victoria told him to get Seven up.
I hate nosey people,I was minding my own business looking at a model globe the other day,this guy barged in and tried to show me where the equator was, that's where I had to draw the line.
I phoned my mate to ask him if he'd like to go to the cinema this week. "I'd love to," he said, "I haven't got much on at the moment." "Cool," I replied "I'm only wearing underpants and a bow tie myself."