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The REALLY Interesting Thread, Friday 13th edition

I'm not a dancer. Never was. I would be perfectly happy standing at the bar loving the music but feel no need to go and throw myself about in what people call dancing stylee.

I trust that clarifies my position mr Green Villan. It is non negotiable lol
 
The Fear - 10/1/2014 20:25

I'm not a dancer. Never was. I would be perfectly happy standing at the bar loving the music but feel no need to go and throw myself about in what people call dancing stylee.

I trust that clarifies my position mr Green Villan. It is non negotiable lol
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Spot on mate, always used to have mates trying to get me to dance and I'd tell them to naff off because I'd look like a right pillock, you'd usually find me on the stage watching the dj's mix.
 
Come on, you telling me you don't partake in a little sexy Cha-Cha Slide, or maybe Big Fish Little Fish ?

I don't believe you.
 
My 78 year old father runs a 5 k park run every saturday,being an insulin dependent diabetic since 1970,but can he put a flat pack desk together ? No fuckin chance !

A couple of dowels and a a couple of pieces of chipboard ,with a chinese gobblidigook load of bollocks of an instruction leaflet.

Who needs kids now Dad eh ?

Okay,so it`s taken 50 years,but now you need me ! :17:
 
holtelower - 10/1/2014 20:35

Come on, you telling me you don't partake in a little sexy Cha-Cha Slide, or maybe Big Fish Little Fish ?

I don't believe you.
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lol
 
Well all I can say is if you don't dance it's because you don't drink enough boring old farts.
 
I have invented my own kind of dancing it's a cross between the pogo the ska moon stomp and the Irish jig it's a very unique dance that needs 12 pints to perfect I'm that good at it that everybody clears the dance floor and just watch me in awe.
 
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