The Power Of Flatulence

[mike_field]

A woman is suing for damages after being “blown off” her toilet when workmen used high-power hoses to clean out sewer lines in her neighbourhood.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12192226/Woman-sues-after-toilet-exploded-while-she-was-sitting-on-it.html

 

[kefkat]

Flatulence jokes I suppose are out of the question? The answer is blowing in the wind I presume :17:

 

[Pride of Lions]

I assume 'pan'dermonium ensued.......

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Well that's just gas!

At first I though this thread was about a song I hadn't heard of by Pooey Lewis and The Loo's

 

[The Fear]

That's a crap thing to happen. Were they taking the piss?

 

[glensider]

On the subject of flatulence, if I may be so bold, an etiquette tip for you good gentlemen.

'If you clench your sphincter while passing gas, tremendous noise will be generated. Relaxing this muscle will
result in a smooth, silent release'.

Remember that good advice while at the game today. I thank you.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

glensider - 13/3/2016 11:43

Relaxing this muscle will
result in a smooth, silent release

Always a danger of follow through with that though - it's all about trusting yourself I suppose.