The Power Of Flatulence

mike_field

Vital Football Legend
A woman is suing for damages after being “blown off” her toilet when workmen used high-power hoses to clean out sewer lines in her neighbourhood.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12192226/Woman-sues-after-toilet-exploded-while-she-was-sitting-on-it.html
 
Flatulence jokes I suppose are out of the question? The answer is blowing in the wind I presume :17:
 
On the subject of flatulence, if I may be so bold, an etiquette tip for you good gentlemen.

'If you clench your sphincter while passing gas, tremendous noise will be generated. Relaxing this muscle will
result in a smooth, silent release'.

Remember that good advice while at the game today. I thank you.