The People's Republic Of Redditch Non Manifesto Launch

The Fear

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
The People's Republic of Redditch was going to launch their manifesto today and then we decided feck it, there was something decent on the tv instead. Our now not to be launched manifesto hasn't been funding checked, we've joined the political establishment by just lying.

We can confirm our position remains less for the more and more for the few (when I say the few, I mean The Fear) but having found our magic money growing tree we will offer unicorns for all, totally free and fully costed.

We may or may not improve schools, depends on our mood. Taxing the rich? Sounds like a lot of work to be fair. Getting rid of the foreigners? Nah, we like the foreigners, I think we might just ban stick insects because they are well dodgy innit.

Free wi-fi for the few, more expensive wi-fi for the many to pay for the few.

Vote for the few, f*** the many.

NB... we aren't actually advocating f**king the many, you don't know where the commoners have been.

Cheese will be banned, as will opposition parties and people with unkempt beards.

Choose Fear, Choose The People's Republic of Redditch or end up with Right Wing I Will Say Anything To Be In Power May or Phoney I'm Well Off Not Just Adequately Paid Really Corbyn.
 
I feel I am victim of the BBC bias and the right wing press at the moment.

not one news agency has picked up on our non manifesto.
 
I am not happy with your policy re stick insects.

Otherwise, very compelling.

Sadly, I don't live in Redditch, so will have to endure the inevitable re-election of the extremely hard-working (for himself) incumbent Conservative Nadhim Zahawi, who has been known to 'erroneously' claim expenses for heating for his stables. Easily done, to be fair.

When being MP for Stratford doesn't interfere with his money-making for oil companies and the like, I'm sure he works hard for his constituents. Although I have never seen him.
 
I like stick insects and to persecute them would be a definate no no. Other than that if you guarantee promotion next year followed by winning the double the year after and then all 4 trophies the year after that , then you have my vote.
 
I'm waiting for my invitation to the leaders debate. I shall then turn down the invitation unless May and Corbyn and a man dressed up as the honey monster are present.
 
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