Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Wurzel - 1/10/2014 23:38
You should try veet for men on you ball sack Clive, works wonders just look at the reviews on Amazon like this one,
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412202985&sr=8-1&keywords=veet+for+men
Wurzel - 2/10/2014 00:05
Dare I ask Clive why you were deodorising your balls and anus?
:19: :19: :19: :19: :1: Genius :19:Clubpaver - 2/10/2014 03:27
An Ode to Clive
Clive was out on the piss,
Nights out,he never would miss,
So he cleaned up his scrote,
Then put on his coat,
And said goodnight to his sis.
Off he went with his bestie called Mick,
Who told Clive to stop rubbing his dick,
But Clive was in pain,
Cos he`d sprayed them again
And had to keep scratching his prick.