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Famous Quotes from the "Old Man"
“I don’t care what the little bastards say, I love the holidays. I just don’t like spending it with them.”
“I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we could make a dollar or two around this joint.”
“I’m in such a good mood today that I might even crack a smile.”
”I dont understand horror movies. If you want horror, have a couple of kids.”
“You two are pantin’ like a couple of boars at breedin time.”
“Rick, I don’t want to hear it, you had a lady in here the other day that you could have talked down another couple thousand dollars, but you were just standing there smiling like a possum eating peach seeds.”
”Back in my day if you had a problem you got a bottle of Jack Daniels and dealt with it, these days kids just want wanna talk about feelings”
”FaceBook sounds like a pain in the ass to me.”