DeanoVilla - 25/7/2012 18:43
Anyone got any advice on how to deal with an annoying neighbour?
The guy 2 doors down from Nat is not quite the full shilling. In the nicest possible way he's a bit mentally retarded, and thats not me just being nasty, I think he is.
He is constantly shouting at himself in the early hours of the morning while everyone else is trying to sleep. Banging doors, just generally making a racket and talking/shouting to himself.
When he does this he is usually either feeling sorry for himself "Why am I alone, why doesn't anyone like me?" or being a vindictive little fucker and moaning about one of the neighbours.
We've currently got workmen in tiling our bathroom. Yesterday he was shouting over the fence at them having a go at them for smoking and having cups of teas. Today he told one of them to stick thier drill up their arse.
Then just a few minutes ago, me and Nat went out, we were getting in the car and he started banging on the window, we turned round and he started pulling mongol faces up against the glass and shouting his head of again.
Just got back and he's still shouting at himself... apparently I "have a good job... probably fly helicopters or something!"
Nat is sick of him. She's had years of it.
I felt sorry for him before, but after this little episode, fcuk him, I think he needs taking into care or something.
So what do we do? What's our options?
DeanoVilla - 25/7/2012 22:02
We've written to the police. Couldn't think of any alternative really.
Also the house he is in is rented and Natalie knows who the landlord is (he runs the local chippy) so we are gonna go and tell him that we've reported him to the police just to keep him informed.
The episode continued after we'd e-mailed the fuzz though.
Him and his next door were in the garden having one of their LOUD chats, and we were the subject of the conversation.... apparently Natalie can only afford a new bathroom now 'That' has moved in. How nice.... I'm a 'that' all of a sudden. A minute ago I was a helicopter pilot. lol
I mean in what world is it deemed acceptable to discuss other peoples private life's at the top of your voices in the garden for all to hear?
Well Nat got a little bit irate and couldn't help but put him in his place. Very calm and precisely delivered as she didn't want to play his game, but his face was a picture. Horrid little man.