HerrLjunga
Vital 1st Team Regular
Welcome one and all to the Official Bristol Rovers Match Thread (sponsored by Siderian "for all your metal needs").
I would firstly like to apologise for my tardiness in starting this thread following my landslide victory. I had a couple of Leffe's yesterday evening to dull a hard day at work and was awoken about 11 by my wife because my snoring was apparently disrupting her televisual viewing.
I would also like to thank my parents, my wife and my children for all their support in helping me to win this vote to commence what will, I'm sure, prove to be the thread of the season.
Bristol Rovers are a team familiar to many. Their blue and white quarters standing out among a slew of template kits across our fair leagues, while their management style has raised eyebrows for its revolutionary "here today, gone tomorrow" approach.
They have a side that on paper was tipped for success, however, Agents Ehmer and Hanlan have played their roles to perfection, allowing us three points earlier in the season and ensuring the club nestles towards the lower echelons of the division. God, it must be grim to be a fan of the teams down there.
And so, onto the game tomorrow. Agent Ehmer is apparently a doubt for the game, which is a shame as he had some new tricks to show us, having been training all season at Billy Smart's Circus.
Whether Rovers' twelfth manager of the campaign will select Agent Hanlan to dazzle us with his quick feet and dubious end product remains to be seen.
In conclusion, men kick ball on patch of grass tomorrow. The End.
PS - As is traditional, I shall be forfeiting my right to watch the game in favour of the dulcet tones of Peter Parker and his assistant, The Screecher.
I would firstly like to apologise for my tardiness in starting this thread following my landslide victory. I had a couple of Leffe's yesterday evening to dull a hard day at work and was awoken about 11 by my wife because my snoring was apparently disrupting her televisual viewing.
I would also like to thank my parents, my wife and my children for all their support in helping me to win this vote to commence what will, I'm sure, prove to be the thread of the season.
Bristol Rovers are a team familiar to many. Their blue and white quarters standing out among a slew of template kits across our fair leagues, while their management style has raised eyebrows for its revolutionary "here today, gone tomorrow" approach.
They have a side that on paper was tipped for success, however, Agents Ehmer and Hanlan have played their roles to perfection, allowing us three points earlier in the season and ensuring the club nestles towards the lower echelons of the division. God, it must be grim to be a fan of the teams down there.
And so, onto the game tomorrow. Agent Ehmer is apparently a doubt for the game, which is a shame as he had some new tricks to show us, having been training all season at Billy Smart's Circus.
Whether Rovers' twelfth manager of the campaign will select Agent Hanlan to dazzle us with his quick feet and dubious end product remains to be seen.
In conclusion, men kick ball on patch of grass tomorrow. The End.
PS - As is traditional, I shall be forfeiting my right to watch the game in favour of the dulcet tones of Peter Parker and his assistant, The Screecher.
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