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The "not enough privileges thread"

Gut Prat & Ugly

Gut Prat & Ugly

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I have persuaded a close Socialist comrade of mine to join this cabal of amazing intellects. He has joined, but on attempting to reply to a post was informed that he had not "gained enough privileges." A bit Tory ain't it Mr. Fear? He nearly spilled his tea down his best Jeremy Corbyn t-shirt! How does he become 'privileged'? Take up fox hunting? Enrol at Eton? He went to Grammar Skool if that helps.....
 
GP&U your mate can borrow some of my privileges if he wants.
But only if he swears that Marmite and Bovril are the devil's food.
 
I take it by M&B you don't mean Mitchells and Butler.
They always made the best bitter, while Ansells made the best Mild.
 
Ha, just get him (or you can pm) to email me his username. Sounds like he's signed up on vital but for another club, if I transfer to Villa he'll have the priviledges

And thanks for recommending Vital Villa, very appreciated.
 
1958Villan said:
I take it by M&B you don't mean Mitchells and Butler.
They always made the best bitter, while Ansells made the best Mild.
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Bitter is bad enough but Ansell's Mild?? Got drunk on it when I was 16. Never touched it since. Definitely the drink of the devil. You may have started ANOTHER poll!!
 
1958Villan said:
Half a pint of mild in a pint glass and a bottle of Mann's brown ale was the drink.
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Used to drink Manns as well!! Couldn't face it now...btw didn't there used to be a chant of "Ansells" countered by "M & B" on the Holte years ago? Suppose you chanted both?!
 
1958Villan said:
I take it by M&B you don't mean Mitchells and Butler.
They always made the best bitter, while Ansells made the best Mild.
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I have to step in here 1958. By best bitter, if you mean Brew XI, forget it, that was made with poor quality hops and flour to make up for the deficiency.

Basically tap water. There was only one thing worse than that and that was Springfield Bitter. In fact there used to be a joke...... what does Springfield Bitter and making love in a punt have in common?....... they're both next to fucking water........ Lol
 
The Fear said:
Ha, just get him (or you can pm) to email me his username. Sounds like he's signed up on vital but for another club, if I transfer to Villa he'll have the priviledges

And thanks for recommending Vital Villa, very appreciated.
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All very well saying that but how much will this transfer cost us and will it put us in peril of ffp? Though I suppose we could just pay the fine.
 
Pride of Lions said:
I have to step in here 1958. By best bitter, if you mean Brew XI, forget it, that was made with poor quality hops and flour to make up for the deficiency.

Basically tap water. There was only one thing worse than that and that was Springfield Bitter. In fact there used to be a joke...... what does Springfield Bitter and making love in a punt have in common?....... they're both next to fucking water........ Lol
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Agree wholeheartedly about Brew XI Pride, I've still not tasted anything worse and I've tasted a hell of a lot of bitter since then. They had a bloody good bitter before then, can't recall the name at the moment but, M&B went down in the estimation of everyone I knew with Brew XI.
Ansells bitter wasn't up to much either, thats why I drank Brown and Mild in both M&B and Ansells boozers.
Could never get on with Lager either, couldn't get over how many ants they had to drain of piss to get a pint.
 
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