The most cringe worthy embarrassing thing you've ever seen

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Advent chocolate gate got me thinking.... as I said the woman here is demanding the thief come forward and I said it's doubtful due to how embarrassing that would be.

But what is the most embarrassing and cringey thing you've eve seen.

Mine is easy.

It was my stag do. 21 of us went to Bratislava for 5 days.

it was an organised thing thru a legit stag do organising company.

Anyway one of the lads got sooooo blind drunk on the 3rd night that when he got to the hotel he couldn't find his room and desperate for the toilet ended up shatting in a plant pot.

The next day the guy from the stag do company arrived. He was a cockney wide boy called Dean, funnily enough.

He ripped into my mate and demanded that he apologise to the hotel staff.

So off he went to reception, with the rest of us all peaking round the corner unable to control our laughter.... "Hi there.... I just wanted to say I'm sorry for pooing in your plant pot"

CRINGE!!! But sooooooooooo sooooooooo funny!

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I once saw an old man drive through a glass shop front in Paris. I think he started his car in gear and it shot forward. The window exploded and all of the women in the shop screamed and ran out of the shop. The old guy got out of his car and just stood there unsure of what to do.
 
I wasn't there but my bother and his mates went to Spain on a lads holiday. They rented out two apartments and one morning they were hanging out in one of the apartments while one of the lads was sleeping in the other. Next thing the door flew open and in came the sleeper, stark naked and smeared with poo. He's shit the bed in the night and when he woke up, he assumed one of the others had shit in his bed as a practical joke. You can imagine it took a while for him to accept that it was his poo that he was smeared with.
 
astonion2 - 9/12/2016 14:34

A bald headed bloke banging on the advertising boards near the away dug out at the Villa. :17:
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I don't find that cringeworthy. I think it's great that these care in the community schemes run to get special people like that out of the house.... :3:
 
I once pissed the bed next a the girl i was seeing at the time

No tea, just straight on the cider

By 11pm I was so drunk I had been rude to my then boss and went to bed to wake up in a puddle

Dickhead me woke her up and accused her of doing it

Most of the puddle was on my side

 
My best friend did a full striptease in a small pub in a small town. It was almost closing time and we were pretty full but he's one of those that gets out of his mind.

The DJ was just finished and he went up and starting taking his clothes off to everyone's horror. The DJ then started playing "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and the whole pub came down to the corner where it was happening. Thankfully someone found a bucket so he could cover his parts but he threw his jocks at a table of girls who threw them back in disgust!

His eyes were close the whole time too because he was pissed out of it, but somehow he managed to channel a scene from the Full Monty! More hilarious than cringey really.
 
James Corden making some highly unfunny and inappropriate 'gags' about Harvey Weinstein at some awards ceremony the other night.

He has properly shat on his own doorstep with that faux pas.
 
Loved Ricky Gervais's response to that.

As a comedian, you can survive, and even flourish on a string of the most offensive jokes. But apologising for them is often irreparable.
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Many moons ago we had a Perry Officer PO John Rolfe who because of redundancies saw his chances of promotion stifled so decided to put his notice in after 20 years in the Royal Navy.

Just prior to his leaving at the end of term the establishment hosted the Second Sea Lord and part of his visit was a reception with the staff, the Commander as XO escorts the VIP on the tour, reception. Upon arriving at PO Rolfe the Commander Introduces him to the 2SL with "This is PO Rolfe Sir, he is leaving the Navy on Friday after 20 Years" The 2SL shakes him by the hand and say's "What are you going to do when you leave the Navy PO"?

John Rolfe just replied "Fucking Cartwheels Sir"

The Commander piped up "Ah Sir lets go and meet more Interesting people"...... :59:
 
Agree re Ricky's response. If you are going to do the close to the knuckle humour, stand by it, don't apologise. That was cringeworthy !
 
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