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(d) Smashing his brother's mrs and choosing not to stand up whilst doing soGiggs has put down his hamstring improvement variously to (a) avoiding cars with stiff clutch pedals (b) yoga (c) diet.
I swapped to an automatic 3 years ago because of clutch pedals, not so much changing gear as having to floor the pedal every time one started the car.
(e) Punching rather than kicking women he wants to assault