The laugh at Sheffield United thread

Very proud to be the club that put them on 100 with the worst defence in premier league history.

They have conceded 54 goals at home in 18 matches. That is 3 per game at home. No wonder their fans all fuck off on 75 minutes.

No surprise when they have a player like Robinson playing in the Premier League, but I remember their fans laughing at us for releasing Ahmedhozovic and him being top class- and he really isn't
 
Very proud to be the club that put them on 100 with the worst defence in premier league history.

They have conceded 54 goals at home in 18 matches. That is 3 per game at home. No wonder their fans all fuck off on 75 minutes.

No surprise when they have a player like Robinson playing in the Premier League, but I remember their fans laughing at us for releasing Ahmedhozovic and him being top class- and he really isn't
And yet worryingly for them he is one of their better players… 😳
 
As long as he's not joining us

If Tuchel thinks that someone of Henderson's skillset is essential for England then he needs to call up Anderson
At least if we signed Henderson that would be the end of his England career. Taking one for the team....
 
I did message a former friend of mine at 3:36 asking if he was ready to celebrate? He is a lifelong blunts fan who goes to every game, has done for many years. Strangely it’s been very quiet since then.

It is worth noting he was still a friend when I messaged him…..
 
"Best not to laugh at the misfortunes of others, as they will turn it on you when it is your turn".

My Confucius AI said that.

But who cares?

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
No, seriously, I feel gutted for them. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

We gave them several players; they did pretty well this season despite a little points deduction for nefarious crimes.

(I used a semi-colon there; has to be done before they become extinct.)

They weren't far off automatic promotion, but Sunderland (who didn't bother to play once they were sentenced to the playoffs) blew them away at Wembley with a late one-two.

Have the Blades ever gone up via the playoffs?
 
No, seriously, I feel gutted for them. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

We gave them several players; they did pretty well this season despite a little points deduction for nefarious crimes.

(I used a semi-colon there; has to be done before they become extinct.)

They weren't far off automatic promotion, but Sunderland (who didn't bother to play once they were sentenced to the playoffs) blew them away at Wembley with a late one-two.

Have the Blades ever gone up via the playoffs?
No, not in ten attempts. This is a record by the way.

X5 finals lost
X4 semi finals
X1 relegation playoff lost (obviously a long time ago).

They have not won anything in over 100 years and I don't think they have ever won at Wembley