The laugh at Sheffield United thread

[Ingy]

I switched on at 80 minutes. Why have they closed three sides of the ground to supporters?

Agree, it was one-sided chap.

 

[radfordinlondon]

Agree, it was one-sided chap.

erm isn't a one sided shape called a line?

 

[chandos9]

Calm down lads we've still got to play them yet and you can bet your last £ they'll beat us

Sheffield United are only joint fourth scorers at Bramall Lane: that is right; this season, three teams have scored more goals in their one trip to Sheffield United than United have scored cumulatively over the season. They have scored two goals there. No wonder everyone leaves early.

 

[Polly 433]

Two goals? I didn’t realise that. Can’t criticise them for going early. Paying to watch is another matter.

 

[in_the_top_one]

erm isn't a one sided shape called a line?

Maybe their away kit is the Mobius strip?

 

[radfordinlondon]

Sheffield United are only joint fourth scorers at Bramall Lane: that is right; this season, three teams have scored more goals in their one trip to Sheffield United than United have scored cumulatively over the season. They have scored two goals there. No wonder everyone leaves early.

wow.

 

[in_the_top_one]

Sheffield United are only joint fourth scorers at Bramall Lane: that is right; this season, three teams have scored more goals in their one trip to Sheffield United than United have scored cumulatively over the season. They have scored two goals there. No wonder everyone leaves early.

Oof.

 

[finbar70]

Sheffield United are only joint fourth scorers at Bramall Lane: that is right; this season, three teams have scored more goals in their one trip to Sheffield United than United have scored cumulatively over the season. They have scored two goals there. No wonder everyone leaves early.

I might not be following this correctly, but Blades have scored 12 goals at home this season. What am I missing from the above Chandos?

 

[LynxRed]

I might not be following this correctly, but Blades have scored 12 goals at home this season. What am I missing from the above Chandos?

It's this year, not this season. So in 2024 they've only scored four at home. Brighton have scored 10, Arsenal 6 and Villa 5 at Bramall Lane.

 

[in_the_top_one]

It's this year, not this season. So in 2024 they've only scored four at home. Brighton have scored 10, Arsenal 6 and Villa 5 at Bramall Lane.

There's this stat too.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1764790305725841870

 

[in_the_top_one]

So, in 2024, they're only winning 4-2 against themselves.
At home.

 

[chandos9]

I might not be following this correctly, but Blades have scored 12 goals at home this season. What am I missing from the above Chandos?

Yes, I misquoted / misunderstood it. Still funny though, and therefore qualifies for Laugh at Sheffield United.

 

[LynxRed]

There's this stat too.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1764790305725841870

Ah yea, I'd included the FA cup game Vs Brighton.

 

[radfordinlondon]

It's this year, not this season. So in 2024 they've only scored four at home. Brighton have scored 10, Arsenal 6 and Villa 5 at Bramall Lane.

still. wow.

 

[weejockmcplop]

link to funny Blunts stuff:

Dubz

 

[weejockmcplop]

Most home goals conceded in EPL history.

LMAO

 

[in_the_top_one]

Starting next season 2 points adrift.

 

[Basha73]

Starting next season 2 points adrift.

With a further two points suspended. Ouchie…

 

[Marco Polo]

I mean, could there be anything sweeter than beating the blades at their place to stay up and send them down?

 

[Southern red]

I mean, could there be anything sweeter than beating the blades at their place to stay up and send them down?

Would be nice but we are relying on us pulling a result out of our arses