The "Im dying more than you" thread

DeanoVilla

DeanoVilla

One Bloody Number
Right sickly bunch on here, so thought we should have a thread to tell each other what we are dying from each week.

Currently I am dying from a pain in my stomach... (doctor says muscle related, I reckon liver cancer), and pulsing in my thigh (Fear reckons Super Bad Aids).

Fear is currently dying coz he picks his nose too much.

Trekker dies every time he eats spicy food and is then reborn.

What are you dying of?
 
Had a dodgy looking spot appear on my inner thigh. Went to the doctors last Friday, a sharp intake of breadth, a couple of tut tuts and that looks iffy. (Great diagnosis) but she says I will refer you. Yesterday, the phone goes, Burton hospital can you come tomorrow meaning today. So goes to see the specialist who says let me have a look at your leg. We'll have that off he says, what my leg I says, no no the spot he says. So they cut it off, the spot that is, and I have 2 stiches. Does this quallify for this thread.
 
I have a large ulcer on my bottom lip. Been there for a week now. Hope it's not cancer.

I'm also going on a cruise next Saturday so either my mrs could throw me over board which is a big possibility so I would die of drowning or the ship may be attacked by terrorists in which case I will die from injuries sustained.
 
I got a cut on my foot while I was river trekking. Luckily, it was my left foot so I was able to off roading again today :D
 
This week I will be mostly dying from cell degeneration, I'm not expected to last another 70 years :21:

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.



 
Just to make the point, my avatar seems to have gone for no apparent reason!
 
The vehicle your "soul" (for want of a better term) uses may break down, but you'll live forever mate : )

Some always leave bigger footprints than others.




 
I struggle to carry my ego around with me, it's killing me!
 
Juan Mourep - 30/7/2014 19:06

ClivetheVillan - 30/7/2014 19:02

I'm dying of laughter at yo saft plebs LOL
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You do know the meaning of the word pleb I assume mate? :17:
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Yeah, course, they am the beaches some big ones and little ones :14:
 
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