The Hooligan World Cup

[BodyButter]

Following on from my brilliant insight that England fans were getting beaten up in France because English hooligans were barred from travelling, I've just thought of a brilliant new spectator sport; The Hooligan World Cup.

The Russians have been training for France for a while and when they get there, there is nobody to fight. So let's give them someone to fight.

Every year hooligans from all of the world can meet up to duke it out for the title of Hooligan World Cup Winners. Purely a knockout competition, teams of hooligans face each other in a specially designed arena with tons of tv cameras. The winners are the first team to 'run' the other team. If no team runs, it's decided by knockout.

20 men (or women) to a team. No substitutes.

Tons of slow motion replays and Wipeout style commentary.

TV gold guaranteed!

 

[Fulford]

If our hardcore hooligans had been able to travel it would have been us kicked out of the tournament.

Idiot russians dressed in their sisters shorts and shoes pretending to be hard men. So 1970's just like their country and leader. I hate them with a passion as they behave like this wherever they are. You only have to see them on holiday battering their wives and kids to see that this is their normal behavior.

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Wouldn't surprise me at all if this happened in the near future.

A bit like that Arnie film "The Running Man".

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

BodyButter - 14/6/2016 18:22

Following on from my brilliant insight that England fans were getting beaten up in France because English hooligans were barred from travelling, I've just thought of a brilliant new spectator sport; The Hooligan World Cup.

The Russians have been training for France for a while and when they get there, there is nobody to fight. So let's give them someone to fight.

Every year hooligans from all of the world can meet up to duke it out for the title of Hooligan World Cup Winners. Purely a knockout competition, teams of hooligans face each other in a specially designed arena with tons of tv cameras. The winners are the first team to 'run' the other team. If no team runs, it's decided by knockout.

20 men (or women) to a team. No substitutes.

Tons of slow motion replays and Wipeout style commentary.

TV gold guaranteed!

I'm sure this is already on Sky somewhere..... :17:

 

[The Fear]

Put them into the cage with UFC fighters and see how brave these people are.

 

[Fulford]

The Fear - 20/6/2016 10:54

Put them into the cage with UFC fighters and see how brave these people are.

That would be worth watching.