The Darts Thread

[JuanPabloAngel]

Looked for a Darts thread but couldn’t easily find one on VV. So with the World Championship underway, thought I’d start one and share this belter.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1471957843544735751

 

[danvilla2]

A few hangovers tomorrow morning I reckon watching the Fallon Sherrock match

 

[sirdennis]

And she has been knocked out.

 

[mike_field]

And she has been knocked out.

Wrong sport.

 

[The Fear]

One of my first ever albums, about a thousand years ago!

 

[danvilla2]

Did the commentator say Barney’s new girlfriend was called Bendy Cock or have I had a more tiring day than I thought and my hearing has gone?

 

[Fulford]

Did the commentator say Barney’s new girlfriend was called Bendy Cock or have I had a more tiring day than I thought and my hearing has gone?

Yes I thought that too.

 

[danvilla2]

Yes I thought that too.

All becomes clear… his manager is called Ben de Kok. He wasn’t set up which is what I thought

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/12/21/funny-darts-players-managers-nsfw-sounding-name/

 

[The Fear]

 

[Melon Donkey]

That was a good game. Cross v Anderson . Anderson winning 4-3.

In other Darts World championship news. Really enjoying seeing the future Mrs Melon 2 Laura Woods presenting it this year.

 

[sirdennis]

Time for the final.

Come on Smithy.

 

[danvilla2]

Last night we get to see that stunning Will
Hill cheer leader with the tattoo on her thigh…

I mean world quality darts professionals.

 

[Villan57]

I used to love darts but not this show biz crap, just like cricket fans hate T20 I suppose.
This is just another pissed up rabble "sport"

 

[Melon Donkey]

I used to love darts but not this show biz crap, just like cricket fans hate T20 I suppose.
This is just another pissed up rabble "sport"

Been to the Ally pally a few times . It’s a great night out.

Never again will I be stood at a urinal in between Chewbacca and a Smurf.

 

[Melon Donkey]

2-2 .
Warming up nicely.

 

[The Fear]

Do you people, by people I mean the working classes, watch these - what you common people refer to as sport - wearing flat caps and smoking roll ups?

 

[The Fear]

I apologise, that was probably a bit elitist of me. Even commoners would take their hats off indoors, surely?

 

[sirdennis]

It's a great match now.

Smith's 180 count is ridiculous.

 

[sirdennis]

I apologise, that was probably a bit elitist of me. Even commoners would take their hats off indoors, surely?

I have to point out that I am the reigning Moseley Cricket Club darts champion.

 

[Melon Donkey]

5-5

Great match.