It's not generally known that William Shakespeare is a direct ancestor of our new assistant head coach. Further, the Bard himself was a Villa supporter back in the day, coming in on Ye Olde Midland Express from Stratford for all home games.
At one game, against Small Heath (as they were known then) he had supped mightily on several stoups of good English ale before the game, and was heard to say when the match was finely balanced at 1-1 (as was his bladder) with five minutes to go, "to pee or not to pee, that is the question". He decided to hold on and was rewarded when Sir Tony of Hateley buried a header deep into injury time at which point he turned to the guy next to him and proclaimed, "now we've the winner, Blues are discontent".