Buddha
Vital Football Hero
Just woke me up!
BANG, BANG, BANG, POLICE!! (do you do that loud, aggressive door banging, nobs?!)
I thought, "shit, what have I done now?!"
Apparently there are a couple of horses loose somewhere and they thought they might be mine! I'd been in a deep sleep but was quite pleased with myself for being quick witted enough to reply, "horses? No officer, as lovely as it'd be to have beautiful old horse-drawn wagon I've just got that diesel motor to pull this caravan, I;m not sure a horse would be up to the job!"
"Oh", he said, "so you don't know anything about them?"
"No, sorry"
He then asked me if I had permission to be parked here. I screwed my face up at him to which he said, "No, no, I'm not hassling you!"
"Good", I said. And then told him about his colleague and our liaison officer and suggested that he talked to him if he really was interested..
No real problem here but a bloody rude awakening and it all seems a bit weird. Horses, ffs?! What, just because we're travellers? Is that racist, lol?! Or was there even a loose horse in the first place, maybe it was like that line they use when they want to stop and search you?! Anybody on here ever been stopped and told, "there's been a break-in around here, we need to search you"? I reckon black people probably get it most. Maybe the horse line is traveller specific?!
Anyway, I'm just irritated I got woken up, I was having a nice dream!
BANG, BANG, BANG, POLICE!! (do you do that loud, aggressive door banging, nobs?!)
I thought, "shit, what have I done now?!"
Apparently there are a couple of horses loose somewhere and they thought they might be mine! I'd been in a deep sleep but was quite pleased with myself for being quick witted enough to reply, "horses? No officer, as lovely as it'd be to have beautiful old horse-drawn wagon I've just got that diesel motor to pull this caravan, I;m not sure a horse would be up to the job!"
"Oh", he said, "so you don't know anything about them?"
"No, sorry"
He then asked me if I had permission to be parked here. I screwed my face up at him to which he said, "No, no, I'm not hassling you!"
"Good", I said. And then told him about his colleague and our liaison officer and suggested that he talked to him if he really was interested..
No real problem here but a bloody rude awakening and it all seems a bit weird. Horses, ffs?! What, just because we're travellers? Is that racist, lol?! Or was there even a loose horse in the first place, maybe it was like that line they use when they want to stop and search you?! Anybody on here ever been stopped and told, "there's been a break-in around here, we need to search you"? I reckon black people probably get it most. Maybe the horse line is traveller specific?!
Anyway, I'm just irritated I got woken up, I was having a nice dream!
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