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The all new - WHO ARE YOU thread!!!

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A while back we had a sticky in Off Topic where people answered a short poll so we all got to know a bit about each other.

Well seeing as there have been loads and loads of new users lately I thought it would be a good idea to do the same again.

I'll start... simply cut and paste and replace my answers with your own and post in this thread.


Name: Dean Stanbury
Age: 27
Location: Cradley Heath
Married: Yes
Children: Nope
Villa fan since: Age of 5 ish.
First game remember going to: 5-0 victory vs Hull City
All time favourite player: Paul McGrath
Current favourite player: Gareth Barry
Favourite alcoholic drink: Corona
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Dr Pepper
Favourite Take-away: Chinese
Favourite Film: Pulp Fiction
Favourite TV Show: Lost, Simpsons, 24
Music?: Dance and bands like Kaiser Cheifs
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Keely
Best ever moment in your life: Being at Wembley for both Villas cup wins in the 90's, followed by getting married.
Ambitions: Own a Ferrari, live in a big house with a snooker table.
Wise words: Don't eat yellow snow.
 

Jonah

Vital Football Legend
#2
OK, I'm up for it

Name: Colin Jones
Age: 51
Location: Luton
Married: Yes
Children: 4
Villa fan since: Age of 4 ish.
First game remember going to: 1-1 draw against Blackpool 1959 (McParland scored for Villa)
All time favourite player: Andy Gray
Current favourite player: Gareth Barry
Favourite alcoholic drink: Becks
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Coffee
Favourite Take-away: Chinese
Favourite Film: Zulu
Favourite TV Show: Holby City (yea, I know, sad bastard)
Music?: 70s Rock bands
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Fiona Fullerton
Best ever moment in your life: Footie, European cup win, personal: Seeing my eldest daughter being born
Ambitions: make money!!!
Wise words: never put your finger where you wouldn't put your willie
 
G

Guest

Guest
#3
Name: William Murphy
Age: 20
Location: Coventry (term-time) Otherwise Crewe
Married: No!
Children: I bloody hope not!
Villa fan since: 8
First game remember going to: Inter-Toto against Slaven Belupo
All time favourite player: Dean Saunders
Current favourite player: Melly/Kiraly ;)
Favourite alcoholic drink: Zywiec
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Coffee
Favourite Take-away: Indian
Favourite Film: The Great Escape
Favourite TV Show: Simpsons
Music?: Muse, Bloc Party etc...yous get the idea
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Lets start with normal people before I get my hopes up!
Best ever moment in your life: Passing my PPL Skill Test
Ambitions: To fly for a career or become an international hockey superstar
Wise words: If at first you don't succeed, try doing something easier.
 

crosswesleyanchapel

Vital Squad Member
#4
Name: Brian
Age: 25
Location: Swindon
Married: No
Children: Not mine
Villa fan since: roughly 7 years old
First game remember going to: Can't remember
All time favourite player: Tony Daley
Current favourite player: Gareth Barry
Favourite alcoholic drink: Carling
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Orange Tropicana
Favourite Take-away: Chinese
Favourite Film: Shawshank Redemption/City of God
Favourite TV Show: Simpsons, Peep Show
Music?: Too diverse to name everything
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Jodie Marsh- I bet shes filthy ! Or Stacey from Eastenders
Best ever moment in your life: Getting trials for England schoolboys
Ambitions: To understand more
Wise words: None
 

James06

Vital Football Legend
#5
Name: James
Age: 28
Location: Solihull
Married: Still holding out.....just about
Children: None
Villa fan since: Birth but proper got into it aged about 6-7
First game remember going to: Villa 0 Huddersfield 0 - 1986 I think
All time favourite player: Paul McGrath
Current favourite player: Olof Mellberg or Gavin McCann
Favourite alcoholic drink: Magners
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Tea
Favourite Take-away: Curry
Favourite Film: Goodfellas
Favourite TV Show: I like re runs of old stuff but nothing nowadays
Music?: Broad range but particularly Indie bands and old crooners
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Sarah Beeny off the house programmes does it for me, but for pure dirt probably Kat Slater
Best ever moment in your life: Hmmm a few personnal achievements in football, graduation, passing driving test, Villa matches etc... - I'm a bit too laid back to get exited about much stuff.
Ambitions: To overcome my current injury and get back to a decent level of football
Wise words: Go in hard or go home.
 

gator

Vital Champions League
#6
Andy walker
43
was brierley hill now south shields
living in sin
3
age 5
some game in the third div
Andy gray
Barry
jhon smiths
water(dehydration)
indian
mean machine
shameless
punk ska glam northern soul
julian clarey (right under the fucking chin)
rotterdam
play for villa and england
never use izal bog roll
 

fatloser

Vital Football Hero
#7
Name: Jools Rutherford
Age: 43
Location: Bromley
Married: Yes
Children: 2 boys
Villa fan since: 1972
First game remember going to: cannot really remember
All time favourite player: Des Bremner
Current favourite player: Gareth Barry
Favourite alcoholic drink: Lager most brands except the stronger ones
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Tea
Favourite Take-away: Chinese, Curry, Kebabs, Fish & Chips
Favourite Film: The Killing Fields/Trains,planes and automobiles
Favourite TV Show: Sky Sports Rugby Club/ Life on Mars
Music?: The Stranglers/The Who/ABC/Human League sad I know now bands like Kooks,Razorlight,Kaiser Chiefs, Doves(Mid life crisis?)
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Samia Smith (Maria from Corrie) for a youngster, Amanda Redman for a bit more experience and because she looks very like my missus who I don't get to bang anymore!!
Best ever moment in your life: Cringeworthy I know but birth of my boys. Football wise Rotterdam 82
Ambitions: Have enough put away to live comfortably in retirement (it aint looking too god at the moment).
Wise words: Eat and drink a lot, and refuse to exercise and you will get fat.
:: :eek:
 

col8

Vital Football Legend
#8
Name: Col8
Age: 49
Location: Dartmouth
Married: Yes
Children: 1 Man 1 Woman
Villa fan since: Birth
First game remember going to: Pre-season Friendly against Birmingham City, Big Brother took me.
All time favourite player: Charlie Atkin
Current favourite player: Any one who sweats for the Lion.
Favourite alcoholic drink: Carling Extra Cold
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Tea/Coffee
Favourite Take-away: A real Indian Meal.
Favourite Film: Dances with Wolves
Favourite TV Show: None
Music?: David Bowie, I have all he ever done, Favourite Album The Man Who Sold the World, If you have never heard "Black Country Rock" download it, you would never think it was Bowie.
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: ........
Best ever moment in your life: Finding out my Father never had cancer after some twat told him he had.
Ambitions: Retire at 60 with enough money to move to Bulgaria or Romania, should be plenty of empty properties.
Wise words: Failure is not falling down, failure is remaining there once fallen.


 

col8

Vital Football Legend
#10
As a lad who grew up in Hockley and went to St Chads guns are second nature, as I type I am less than 2 mts away from a SA80 Mk2 and its live.............


 
#13
Name: Martin Crane
Age: 49
Location:Was Hagley now Darkest Smethwick!
Married: Seperated
Children: Two 26 and 23 years old
Villa fan since: 1967.
First game remember going to: Norwich 4-0 win, not sure I remember it though really
All time favourite player: Andy Gray the first time!
Current favourite player: Not one at the moment, Gabby gets me out of my seat though!
Favourite alcoholic drink: Weissbeer!
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Coffee
Favourite Take-away: Indian , well I am in Smethwick!
Favourite Film: Great Escape!
Favourite TV Show:Emmerdale , only fresh air I get!
Music?: Various
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Felicity Kendal 25 years ago!
Best ever moment in your life: My Childrens births! followed by Denis lifting that Cup! Tears or what!
Ambitions: To Retired and get a half price season ticket!
Wise words: Never go with a woman with big hands!
 

Jonah

Vital Football Legend
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col8 - 6/1/2007 08:54

As a lad who grew up in Hockley and went to St Chads guns are second nature, as I type I am less than 2 mts away from a SA80 Mk2 and its live.............
Ah, yes the good old Rifle 5.56mm L86A2 to give it its proper title.
 
#16
Name: Ian Morgan
Age: 35 next Thursday (11th Jan)
Location:Skien, Norway
Married: 7 years....so far
Children: Twin boys aged 6 and one more boy aged 4 (soon aged 5)
Villa fan since: Media follower since 11/12 yo
First game remember going to: Not allowed to go as a kid (parents not into footie) and always worked on Saturdays (when living in the area anyway) so I've never been a regular atendee, I'm ashamed to say. 1st game, Birmingham Senior Cup Final against Solihull Borough. We lost 2-0 and Sean Teal was so bad that he got substituted even at that level.
All time favourite player: Merson / Platt
Current favourite player: Barry / Melberg
Favourite alcoholic drink: Don't drink
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Diet cola
Favourite Take-away: Indian in the UK but it's so difficult to get good indian in Norway that I'll have to say pizza.
Favourite Film: Dead Poet's Society / The Sum of all Fears
Favourite TV Show: 24 / Sharpe / Red Dwarf /Only Fools and Horses
Music?: Later 80's early 90's rock /"adult" rock / Sting ++++++++++++ and more
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Ooooh the choices!!! Myleen maybe. The girl who plays "Izzie" in Grey's Anatomy. Charisma Carpenter. Jennifer Love Hewitt. The list goes on...........
Best ever moment in your life: Birth of my children. Phoning a Manure fan when we beat them in the Fizzy Pop cup final.
Ambitions: So many but the most tangible: To buy a season ticket at VP and fly over every second week to attend matches (looks like I'll be in Norway for a long tiime yet, I've just bought a house.)
Wise words: Your emotions control your actions, you can influence your emotions by changing your comfort zone. You change your comfort zone by doing what is uncomfotable until it becomes comfortable. Or put simply: Everything that is difficult is scarey and everything is difficult until it becomes easy.
 

Donzarra

Vital Squad Member
#17
Name: Graham
Age: 55
Location: Birmingham
Married: Yes, 33 years almost
Children: 2
Villa fan since: Birth
First game remember going to: Villa v Northampton Town in the old 1st Division
All time favourite player: Andy Grey, Paul McGrath
Current favourite player: Gareth Barry
Favourite alcoholic drink: Red Wine French & New World
Favourite non-alcoholic drink: Tonic water
Favourite Take-away: Chinese, Indian, Fish & Chips
Favourite Film: Blue Brothers
Favourite TV Show: Faulty Towers & Fools & Horses & Soccer AM
Music?: R & B, Classical, Pop
Celebrity you'd most like to bang: Helen Mirren
Best ever moment in your life: Snorkelling on the Great Barrier reef
Ambitions: To live till I’m at least 90
Wise words: Never be afraid to take an opportunity
 

glensider

Vital Football Legend
#19
Name: Kevin
Age: 50
Location: Four Oaks
Married: Yes
Children: Three daughters
Villa fan since: '62
First game remember going to: Villa vs Charlton, 5th Rd F.A. Cup tie, 1962 - we won 2-1
All time favourite player: Tony Hateley/Bruce Rioch
Current favourite player: Gareth Barry
Favourite alcoholic drink: No longer partake, sadly.
Favaorite non-alcoholic drink: Tonic water...neat!!
Favourite Take-away: Arby's sandwiches etc ( U.S.)
Favourite Film: Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid / Tombstone / Gangs of New York
Favourite TV Show: 24 / Deadwood
Music?: Floyd, Moodies, Beatles, Dylan, Neil Young, Jackson Browne, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
Celebrity you'd most like to bang:
Best ever moment in your life: Rotterdam (semi-final second leg was pretty neat too) - Wedding Day and all that followed.
Ambitions: To keep on enjoying life
Wise words: Take life one day at a time. You never know what lies in wait around the corner, but you can always rise up to overcome it.
 

Donzarra

Vital Squad Member
#20
gator - 6/1/2007 21:44

Helen mirren you old c##t(i would mind)
I would imagine she could give some of these young bimbo's a few tips, and i bet you could have a decent conersation after. :#::