The 2026-27 Premier League Thread

Cracking chap! It was not unnoticed that Mr Cornflakesman recently ordered a poster to destroy spreadsheets and as a result ArchieWahWah will be heading a team from the Triple M to review this matter urgently chap.


Ive hear archiewahwah is considering pulling the European Allotment Federation out of the WhatsApp 6 a side league if AC doesnt step down chap.

News reaches me that archiewahwah had to pay off Ethel with 25kg of potash to keep her quiet after 'flakes was caught feeling up her marrows chap
 
Ive hear archiewahwah is considering pulling the European Allotment Federation out of the WhatsApp 6 a side league if AC doesnt step down chap.

News reaches me that archiewahwah had to pay off Ethel with 25kg of potash to keep her quiet after 'flakes was caught feeling up her marrows chap
Owd Ive 🙄 owd doesnt 🙄
 
It all kicked off during the Betis V Bournemouth game. Alex Scott and Antony (ex manure) were sent off.
Excellent effort chaps.
 
Honestly think Crystal Palace might be on the way down

£35m for Brennan and then bombed out in 6 months for Dwight McNeil? Guy is completely one footed for a start.

Just feels like a raft of bad decisions. They should be integrating a player like Brennan into their style or they should never have bought him
 
Honestly think Crystal Palace might be on the way down

£35m for Brennan and then bombed out in 6 months for Dwight McNeil? Guy is completely one footed for a start.

Just feels like a raft of bad decisions. They should be integrating a player like Brennan into their style or they should never have bought him
Won’t help them that EM is suing them for defamation.

 
Are we entirely sure disclosure laws won't screw Marinakis here?
Let's hope he doesn't have any skeletons in his rather massive closet.
 
Are we entirely sure disclosure laws won't screw Marinakis here?
Let's hope he doesn't have any skeletons in his rather massive closet.

Maranakis hasnt been convicted of any of the long list of allegations. The bakery fire for example was a band of ultra fans. Opposition clubs argued that maranakis controlled them.

No one that rich hasnt got their hands a little bit dirty.
 
Maranakis hasnt been convicted of any of the long list of allegations. The bakery fire for example was a band of ultra fans. Opposition clubs argued that maranakis controlled them.

No one that rich hasnt got their hands a little bit dirty.
This is precisely what I'm saying.