The 1 Million Dollar Vital Villa Man

[DeanoVilla]

Ok, so lets build our ultimate Vital dude.

I'll start with the legs. Gotta have the legs of SirDennis. With all that running he must have legs like tree trunks ready for anything, come rain or shine those legs will get you where you wanna go!

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[RosettaStoned]

The Ellk's cock.

 

[DeanoVilla]

RosettaStoned - 26/6/2015 09:02

The Ellk's a cock.

Yeah I know, but back on topic please...

 

[The Fear]

My upper back is pretty smart right now, you could do worse shoulders wise as well...

 

[RosettaStoned]

Well we can rule out Deano's wit.....

Ill add Fear's belly button to the mix.

 

[tarzan]

Sir Clive's nads, bursting with jizz.

 

[DeanoVilla]

So we have SirSennis's Legs, Clives balls, The Elks Cock, Fears back (you can't have shoulders too you greedy sod).

So come on, own up... who's got a cute ass?

 

[DeanoVilla]

I don't have much to offer but my mono-brow

 

[The Fear]

DeanoVilla - 26/6/2015 09:47

(you can't have shoulders too you greedy sod).

Your loss, my deltoids are to die for! :3:

I think we should add your political correctness into the mix...

 

[Guest]

tarzan - 26/6/2015 09:36

Sir Clive's nads, bursting with jizz.

:19: :19: This killed me for laughter ffs :19:

 

[BBJ]

I have the wisdom that comes with my mature years.

 

[DeanoVilla]

The Fear - 26/6/2015 11:24

DeanoVilla - 26/6/2015 09:47

(you can't have shoulders too you greedy sod).

Your loss, my deltoids are to die for! :3:

I think we should add your political correctness into the mix...

My god, you don't even know the half of it.... I nearly commented on the This England thread this morning but had to stop myself for fear of offending pretty much everyone. I'm so wrong.

I'm actually turning into Frankie Boyle.

 

[Guest]

I would say the manners and gentlemeness of BBJ dude, with also the care/kindness of Juan dude for others, and LordRonSaunders dude fighting spirit!

 

[DeanoVilla]

ClivetheVillan - 26/6/2015 12:25

I would say the manners and gentlemeness of BBJ dude, with also the care/kindness of Juan dude for others, and LordRonSaunders dude fighting spirit!

Thats all very well a good, but who's bumhole?

 

[sirdennis]

HBTM&Y



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[Guest]

LOL that is harsh

 

[tarzan]

My twelve incher!

 

[Guest]

That would look silly tarzan dude i mean

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[HeathfieldRoad1874]

My eyes. At 46 I still have better than 20/20 vision.

I sometimes think they are the only part of my body that aren't knackered. :10: :10: :10:

 

[Guest]

I would have said your brain Heath dude, or you could opt for mine? :10: :10: :10: :10: :10: :10: :10: :10: :10: :10: