NottyImp
Vital Football Legend
I carried my bat once, if you can count batting at no.9 and being not out at the end as such. Scored 13 n.o. which included a clip to mid wicket for two followed by four overthrows. Batted at no.6 the next time, less successfully.
I don’t remember any sledging, in fact in one match the opposing skipper announced “new batsman” as I walked to the crease and everyone near the wicket applauded, pretty old school.
The same match I edged the ball and it lodged behind the flap of my pad….quick as a flash the captain, fielding at silly mid off or short point I think,recovered the ball and promptly threw it to the ground instead of appealing for a catch…..very sporting chap
My most absurdly hilarious dismissal was quite similar. It was an in-house 20 over match after work. I f
I faced off against Jonathan, a lovely man who wore bottle-bottom glasses and was possibly the least sporting person I have ever met.
He wobbled up to the crease and tossed the ball way over my head. Foolishly, I went after and toe-ended it. The ball looped to the 'keeper, Graham, who was almost as hopeless as the bowler and he somehow caught it between his thighs.