Switched over for the Queen's Speechl
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valenciagill
Vital Football Hero
I've polished my shoes , and dusted down my beret.
Vambogills
Vital Football Hero
Well done Ma'am. I feel I can get through this now.
valenciagill
Vital Football Hero
Stirring stuff 
valenciagill
Vital Football Hero
It's not 'er Majesty anymore , it's 'er indoors
You are on form today Vambo. Somehow I managed to avoid it.
I expect Nicholas Witchell has had an all day boner, waiting for it. He must feel drained now.
OneSirKeefy
Vital Football Hero
Actually, she does know how to speak.
“We will meet again”.
As said, stirring stuff. “Onya y‘maj“, as the ex-pats would say in these parts.
“We will meet again”.
As said, stirring stuff. “Onya y‘maj“, as the ex-pats would say in these parts.
Jerryattrick
Vital Football Hero
Excellent speech.
Nobby_66
Vital Football Hero
I get the impression HM is not to be messed with.
A friend of mine (Eddie) used to work for Royalty Protection and was patrolling the grounds of Buck House on a very hot summer's day.
A footman brought him a glass of very cold orange juice and told him "Her majesty thinks you look hot so has sent you some juice".
Eddie said "That's ok thanks, I don't like orange juice".
The footman leans in and whispers "Her majesty is watching from her window, I suggest you drink the juice". Eddie looks up and there was Her Maj looking sternly from a first floor window. He took the glass and necked the juice. He looks up again and Her Maj gives a smile and a wave and walks off. Don't mess with HM
LSB2
Vital Football Hero
I get the impression HM is not to be messed with.
A friend of mine (Eddie) used to work for Royalty Protection and was patrolling the grounds of Buck House on a very hot summer's day.
A footman brought him a glass of very cold orange juice and told him "Her majesty thinks you look hot so has sent you some juice".
Eddie said "That's ok thanks, I don't like orange juice".
The footman leans in and whispers "Her majesty is watching from her window, I suggest you drink the juice". Eddie looks up and there was Her Maj looking sternly from a first floor window. He took the glass and necked the juice. He looks up again and Her Maj gives a smile and a wave and walks off. Don't mess with HM
They need to send her to the coast, she'll kick a few arses off the beach!
Sounds like bullying to me. :-)I get the impression HM is not to be messed with.
A friend of mine (Eddie) used to work for Royalty Protection and was patrolling the grounds of Buck House on a very hot summer's day.
A footman brought him a glass of very cold orange juice and told him "Her majesty thinks you look hot so has sent you some juice".
Eddie said "That's ok thanks, I don't like orange juice".
The footman leans in and whispers "Her majesty is watching from her window, I suggest you drink the juice". Eddie looks up and there was Her Maj looking sternly from a first floor window. He took the glass and necked the juice. He looks up again and Her Maj gives a smile and a wave and walks off. Don't mess with HM
OneSirKeefy
Vital Football Hero
Nobby_66
Vital Football Hero
F**k thatYou gonna tell her?
Off with his head!F**k that
OneSirKeefy
Vital Football Hero
When she said he looked "hot" I did wonder what she really meant.
That’s done it. I think the least you can expect is a year in the tower for that kind of comment. I sure hope you are a short arse and in need of some stretching...
