Summer Window 2026 - The Denouement....

[Apollyon]

I got food poisoning from that once. Never again

ACs prime Brazilian no doubt.

The guy is riddled

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

ACs prime Brazilian no doubt.

The guy is riddled

Still too scared to tag me hmm cretin?

Truly pathetic behaviour

 

[Apollyon]

Still too scared to tag me hmm cretin?

Truly pathetic behaviour

PBT specifically said "do not tag that cowbag"

I assumed he meant YOU

 

[Basha73]

I watched him this morning in a behind closed doors game.

Fiorentina v 1970s prime Brazil.

Yates had Socrates on toast

Come on chap, admit it - you didn’t really watch it did you? I mean why would even want to watch some random Brazilian from the 70s…?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

PBT specifically said "do not tag that cowbag"

I assumed he meant YOU

He actually meant @Cornish Tic chap. He's been running PBT up the wrong way all week. Who even knew that was possible?!

Filthy pig

 

[Apollyon]

He actually meant @Cornish Tic chap. He's been running PBT up the wrong way all week. Who even knew that was possible?!

Filthy pig

Just need you and weejockmcplopplop to agree the contract and the tag team bumming event can be announced

 

[mao tse tung]

I watched him this morning in a behind closed doors game.

Fiorentina v 1970s prime Brazil.

Yates had Socrates on toast

I do not how to break this to you, old boy, but Socrates, as good as he was, did not make the 1970 World Cup Squad.

To be fair, the squad was only 22 deep in those days and he would have struggled to dislodge Clodoaldo, Gerson, Rivellino, Jairzinho and Paolo Cesar.

 

[seasider red]

Lot of innuendo & gay jihadist type chat on here tonight it'll be attracting the attention those that do not approve. Love it

 

[weejockmcplop]

Lot of innuendo & gay jihadist type chat on here tonight it'll be attracting the attention those that do not approve. Love it

Vital is back to its best!

 

[Peter Baxendale Thomas]

PBT specifically said "do not tag that cowbag"

I assumed he meant YOU

I can confirm that every word of this is true

 

[Apollyon]

I do not how to break this to you, old boy, but Socrates, as good as he was, did not make the 1970 World Cup Squad.

To be fair, the squad was only 22 deep in those days and he would have struggled to dislodge Clodoaldo, Gerson, Rivellino, Jairzinho and Paolo Cesar.

You mean to say they played a ringer?

 

[Basha73]

You mean to say they played a ringer?

You would have known that if you had really watched it chap…

 

[in_the_top_one]

I do not how to break this to you, old boy, but Socrates, as good as he was, did not make the 1970 World Cup Squad.

To be fair, the squad was only 22 deep in those days and he would have struggled to dislodge Clodoaldo, Gerson, Rivellino, Jairzinho and Paolo Cesar.

The front three was impressive: Pele, Jairzinho and Carayol.

 

[PsychoTheLegend]

Lot of innuendo & gay jihadist type chat on here tonight it'll be attracting the attention those that do not approve. Love it

Reported

 

[mao tse tung]

Lot of innuendo & gay jihadist type chat on here tonight it'll be attracting the attention those that do not approve. Love it

What about the fart jokes?

 

[Apollyon]

You would have known that if you had really watched it chap…

Are you saying im lying?

 

[Apollyon]

What about the fart jokes?

My fart had more movement than Brazils midfield

 

[PsychoTheLegend]

My fart had more movement than Brazils midfield

I remember that Code Brown at the allotment Tombola, we ran out of air freshener and Ethel hasn't been the same since.

 

[Basha73]

Are you saying im lying?

Yes and with absolutely no evidence or discernible reason. I am that good…

 

[PsychoTheLegend]

Yes and with absolutely no evidence or discernible reason. I am that good…

Have you considered a career in teaching?