Strippers

I seen the Chippendale's once Skeggy. A group of girls arranged it back in 1991. That wasn't sleazy. More male dancing with little on.

The girls then wanted to go to a 'normal' I found out strip club not long after. so 10 of us went. 1st and last for me. Typically what you would expect. Sleazy embarrassing and horrible. 1 of the guys tried to lure me. I weren't having none of it. He soon realized it too. I got up and went to the toilet. It was a horrible night I disliked intensely. I would never go on any again even if I was begged.

I couldn't wait for the night to be over. Some of the girls who went on the night were right slappers. Women can be just as bad, if not worse than men in strip places.

Call me naive however I would never have gone to the 2nd 1 if I had known what it would be like.
 
Was at a funeral once and after a few about ten of us went round the town on the drink.We went into Wetherspoons and there was this black guy playing some music to this gang of women and doing a strip but stopping short of the whole hog.Well by this time I was getting merry so over I goes get out of the way I tell him and I start doing a strip and got down to my jockey's and then one of the group said can I yep I said and she yanked them right down the place was in up roar.This black guy came over to me after in hysterics and congratulated me he said that was brilliant and offered me a job with him he was a full time stripper apparently and wanted me part of his show but I turned him down tarmacking was my game.Later on I spotted the lass who yanked my jockeys down in this club behind a glass door and when she seen me she dropped her tits out and pressed them against the door now that was raunchy because it was so random true story.
 
My mate always ended up bedding some of the strippers when we used to go regular, used to get me jelous big time, the lucky ba**ad
 
I agree. not rated. most are not very attractive and you pay to be teased while a big bouncer watches in corner of his eye. very seedy. a lass i work with went the make strippers in town. her mate had her face rubbed in some privates.... the day after she had pain in her eye.... went the docs..... she had a crab living in her eye!!!
 
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