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Striker bid.

Looks like a young man struggling to deal with the pressure and being away from friends and family. Any reasonable reaction would start with understanding. Imagine he was a highly privileged 55 year old with every advantage standing to be PM and drunkenly damaging someone else's flat.
 
jogills said:
Looks like a young man struggling to deal with the pressure and being away from friends and family. Any reasonable reaction would start with understanding. Imagine he was a highly privileged 55 year old with every advantage standing to be PM and drunkenly damaging someone else's flat.
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We’ve all smashed up our own flat at least once. What’s the big deal? JoGills - are you a Joseph or a Joanne? There’s a bit of debate that needs clearing up.
 
Trashbat said:
We’ve all smashed up our own flat at least once. What’s the big deal? JoGills - are you a Joseph or a Joanne? There’s a bit of debate that needs clearing up.
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Get with it trashbat we're all fluid now and you have no idea how many times I have smashed my own place up.
 
I’m really hoping today is the day we announce one of the decent names we’ve been linked with recently (Walker, Samuel etc)

Would be nice to get it done and then maybe let Mandron impress over the weekend and be announced as the 4th striker.
 
OneSirKeefy said:
I’m really hoping today is the day we announce one of the decent names we’ve been linked with recently (Walker, Samuel etc)

Would be nice to get it done and then maybe let Mandron impress over the weekend and be announced as the 4th striker.
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I really hope so too. From 1500 hours UK time the Mariachi band is on double time but they have promised to play the Mexican Hat Dance by way of variety.
 
PhilK66 said:
I really hope so too. From 1500 hours UK time the Mariachi band is on double time but they have promised to play the Mexican Hat Dance by way of variety.
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Need to email the club and tell them to make the announcements in the morning (or at least before 10pm here 1pm there) so that you don’t need to wake me with the serenade.

Although I’m getting to rather like the idea. Dunno about the neighbours tho...
 
I had visions of Fernando Llorente leading the line for us, but Spurs have offered him a 1 year contract but on reduced terms.
Do you think we could cobble a decent package together for him?
 
Trashbat said:
We’ve all smashed up our own flat at least once.
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I don't have a flat but I did once very nearly smash up my caravan when an an ex girlfriend made me feel incredibly angry. I was just about to start smashing the place up when I (thankfully) managed to stop and think for a moment.
I remembered that I had a really gnarly and knotted piece of wood that I'd tried and failed on several occasions to split. I went outside with the splitting axe and took one almighty swing at said piece of wood. Imagine my surprise when it glided through like a knife through butter! Was so totally amazed at how my anger had seemed to increase my strength so much. Honestly, I'd tried before to split that bit of wood but hadn't even got close.
I was also very relieved that I hadn't allowed that particular woman (or any woman for that matter) to cause me to smash my home up!
 
jokerman said:
Old social worker's joke
He came from a broken home, you know. I
The fact he broke it is neither here nor there.
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How comes you know old social worker jokes?

My Socialist Worker joke, whenever one of them trust to sell me a bloody paper is, "no thanks mate, I'm working class!"
 
Buddha said:
How comes you know old social worker jokes?

My Socialist Worker joke, whenever one of them trust to sell me a bloody paper is, "no thanks mate, I'm working class!"
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Year and half residential social worker for KCC at Borstal and Canterbury assessment centers. Not where I heard the joke, though.
 
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