Squad numbers

All right then, here's a pre-season quiz to cheer us all up:

Who are the following squad members?

1. Grandma Lobs Tyre
2. Ex Hammer
3. Sharp Joker
4. Iron Colon Winks
5. Vain Sardines
6. Tent Parader
7. Mr Loathed
8. Anal Shim
9. Salty Homo
10. Still Toilet
 
1. Gonna take a wild guess at Bradley Garmston - comes from a family of athletes so easily possible his gran competed in the tyre frisbee events which were quite common in the fifties.