Solar Panels Will Exhaust The Sun

[mike_field]

http://www.roanoke-chowannewsherald.com/2015/12/08/woodland-rejects-solar-farm/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Jane Mann said she is a local native and is concerned about the plants that make the community beautiful.

She is a retired Northampton science teacher and is concerned that photosynthesis, which depends upon sunlight, would not happen and would keep the plants from growing. She said she has observed areas near solar panels where the plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.

She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her that solar panels didn’t cause cancer.

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[kefkat]

Does The Sun newspaper have a comment on this? :15: OK I get my coat

 

[The Fear]

So basically no matter what we do, we are doomed.

Well, thanks for that cheerful bit of news Mikey boy!!!!!!!!

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

She was a Science Teacher? Where, in a Creationist school?

 

[Villan Of The North]

That link not working for me, I just get a message saying website blocked.

 

[The Fear]

Yeah, they hate foreigners VOTN !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Juan Mourep]

HeathfieldRoad1874 - 14/12/2015 18:43

She was a Science Teacher? Where, in a Creationist school?

Almost, she's American

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

The fact a Science teacher doesn't understand is one thing. The fact the Court ruled in their favour is on a whole new level.

Bloody Yanks will kill us all one day.

 

[Pride of Lions]

So plants are dying because they are not getting enough sunlight due to solar panels?..... Am I getting this right?...Lol So, somehow, the solarpanels are drawing in all available sunlight in a certain proximity and starving plants of sunlight..... PMSL.....

I can only suggest she throws herself off the edge of the world.....Lol

 

[Villan Of The North]

Are we sure that this is not so called satire? I say so called because in the old days satire was fairly obviously so and was usually funny. Now whilst this is laughable it's really not funny and rather than being obvious it, as in so many other cases of so called satire, is presenting an alternate reallity, claiming toi be actual reality, rather than a parrody of what we all know.

The art of satire really has been lost.

 

[Guest]

I blame all them baldy heads aswell ''MENTIONING NO NAMES'' they draw all the sun aswell like giant solar panels absorbing all the sunlight to bolind us all with the rays off there head, bald people need to take some responsibilty aswell imo there is way more blind people in areas surrounding bald people, coincidence??

 

[Cheshire Villan]

You may mock. I'm worried about all these wind turbines. Get the wind blowing in the right direction and we could speed up the Earths rotation. Shorter days and the worlds clocks all buggered. You don't know what you're messing with.

Nurse?!

 

[Wurzel]

This is a stupid as my mother in law insisting that sun cream "attracts" the sun.

 

[Wurzel]

Roanoke is an odd place anyway. Isn't it where the early settlers had a colony disappear?

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

Villan Of The North - 15/12/2015 11:12

Are we sure that this is not so called satire? I say so called because in the old days satire was fairly obviously so and was usually funny. Now whilst this is laughable it's really not funny and rather than being obvious it, as in so many other cases of so called satire, is presenting an alternate reallity, claiming toi be actual reality, rather than a parrody of what we all know.

The art of satire really has been lost.

Unfortunately, this one appears to be true. I've seen it in a few of my news feeds!!!

My neck hurts, I've been shaking my head so much over it.

 

[BBJ]

This may explain why global warming isn't having the positive effect I'd hoped for. All those additional solar panels are absorbing the extra heat! We have an election coming up soon here in Ireland. The party that decides to ban solar panels will get my vote, that's for sure.

 

[Guest]

No BBJ its all the bald slap heads absorbing the heat and reflecting all our heat away and blindingh us into the process,,,,,,new laws should be enforced making baldy slapers wear wigs imho (i have really forced to get a bite reaction from someone but still ay got it ffs)

 

[BBJ]

ClivetheVillan - 16/12/2015 17:12

No BBJ its all the bald slap heads absorbing the heat and reflecting all our heat away and blindingh us into the process,,,,,,new laws should be enforced making baldy slapers wear wigs imho (i have really forced to get a bite reaction from someone but still ay got it ffs)

You do know that I'm follicularly challenged, Clive? :10:

 

[Guest]

BBJ - 16/12/2015 19:12

ClivetheVillan - 16/12/2015 17:12

No BBJ its all the bald slap heads absorbing the heat and reflecting all our heat away and blindingh us into the process,,,,,,new laws should be enforced making baldy slapers wear wigs imho (i have really forced to get a bite reaction from someone but still ay got it ffs)

You do know that I'm follicularly challenged, Clive? :10:

:19: :19: And i am (Shhhhhh) :91: