The Fear
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Social experiment number 1
Is it possible to listen to, it must be love, by madness whilst lying on a sunbed without pulling at least one Suggs esque pose?
Findings... No, it isn't possible at all.
Experiment number 2
Can you lie still and be cool when one step beyond comes on?
Findings... Hell no.
Experiment number 3
Can you resist playing sir drums listening to The album Absolution by Muse
Findings... I lasted less than one song.
Social observation...
Can that ladies bikini bottoms be any smaller
Findings cancelled, I had to rush for a cold shower...
Is it possible to listen to, it must be love, by madness whilst lying on a sunbed without pulling at least one Suggs esque pose?
Findings... No, it isn't possible at all.
Experiment number 2
Can you lie still and be cool when one step beyond comes on?
Findings... Hell no.
Experiment number 3
Can you resist playing sir drums listening to The album Absolution by Muse
Findings... I lasted less than one song.
Social observation...
Can that ladies bikini bottoms be any smaller
Findings cancelled, I had to rush for a cold shower...
