So for the Christmas Crackers

[kefkat]

Jokes. Sky news have this list. I must admit the top one had me giggling about Ed Milband. The rest are not bad either. Post your Christmas cornies

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Ho, Ho, Ho: Miliband Joke Tops Christmas Poll

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The gag at the expense of the former Labour leader is at the top of the ten best Christmas cracker jokes of 2015.

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1) Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? He gets to open the door to number 10

Cont: http://news.sky.com/story/1606263/ho-ho-ho-miliband-joke-tops-christmas-poll

 

[The Fear]

Why is there no Champagne at the Chelsea Christmas party? Because Mourinho got rid of the Fizzy-o.

:19:

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.... :59:

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even! :19:

It's the way I tell 'em...