Paddy and Mick are walking along a street in London.
Paddy looks in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign reads,
"Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50/pair."
Paddy says to Mick, "Look at those prices, we could buy a whole lot of those and re-sell them in Ireland for huge profits. Let’s go in there, but keep quiet, OK? I'll do all the talking because if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko's from Ireland and try to screw us. I'll put on my best English accent."
"Roight y'are Paddy, you do all da business" says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says in a posh English voice, "I say ole’ chap, I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each,100 shirts at £2.00 each,and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each... I'll back my truck up and load them on myself."
The owner of the shop says,"You're Irish, aren't you?"
"Well yes" says a surprised Paddy,"What gave it away?"
The shop owner replies, "We’re a bloody dry cleaners."