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Shock news! There's an Orji at Beechings Cross

Even if he`s tall enough, and can throw the football half a mile, has he had time to perfect the slow walk, from one side of the pitch to the other to take a throw-in - getting the diagonal zig-zag slow-walk correct, then, nonchalantly, making up those steps by throwing-in the football ten yards from where it actually went out,
all acquired skills, could take time time ...............
 
Even if he`s tall enough, and can throw the football half a mile, has he had time to perfect the slow walk, from one side of the pitch to the other to take a throw-in - getting the diagonal zig-zag slow-walk correct, then, nonchalantly, making up those steps by throwing-in the football ten yards from where it actually went out,
all acquired skills, could take time time ...............

Does he know when to feign injury so that the manager can reorganise the team?
 
Sometimes you guys and girls your humour is nothing short of brilliant. Love all these comments!