Happy New Year, dimwit. Thank fuck you're not head of recruitment anyway.
Can you imagine the job interview:
Dimwit: So, Mr Clark, I see your last two managerial positions have ended in the sack from those footballing behemoths Bury and Blyth Spartans. Can you tell us why you think you are qualified to be the next manager of Newcastle United?
Clark: eeeeeh, well, I wore an SMB t shirt to Wembley, like!
He's shit! Him and M Longstaff running through custard leaving Teilemans completely unmarked. Pathetic! Feel sorry for the defenders when they play ok but wankers like that in midfield that don't drop back to protect them.