Here we go, it's time for the irrelevant post that evades/misses/attempts to swerve/ignores the salient points made.
Now, back to your man crush. You ought to practise a few familiar phrases to aid the consummation.
Try 'no bigger Blade' (but that could cause a little tension between the two of you)
. How about holidays, 'Europe in 5yrs' has a ring to it. Maybe 'the family club' might be a bit too soon in the relationship but you're on safe ground with 'unlucky' .
Money's often a bone of contention between couples so i wouldn't mention owt about not being a selling club and of course there's the 'in sickness and in health' clause- just don't mention (Beattie) flu being about at this time of year.
You do realise that you'd have to take his son with you wherever you went and that if a big name suitor came along after a period of relative happiness you'd be dumped, particularly if McC thought it would help his business.
On balance you're much better off with your Gert but we all understand that you've had this crush so long it's become not just a burden but a major part of your (unrequited) existence.
I can just see the Star's headline
NO BIGGER BLADES TO LIVE TOGETHER IN LOVE NEST
Equal partners says Kevin. who has a string of broken relationships behind him,but Rod pays the rent.