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setting the fear up for a date ...

Fear once told me he likes a girl with a 'punk attitude'.

I think that means a smelly bitch who deosn't wash.

Living in Redditch there should be plenty of those, so no help required surely?
 
OOoh, I'd love to go to Thailand.

Witton Lane (may he rest in peace!) used to nag me to go with him. Wish I had now! Photos he used to take were beautiful and he said it was a lovely place to chill.

So yes, all chip together. Obviously I only go 5* though.
 
our local media mogul is off on the pull again at his favourite site .... purnells? annexe? harvey nicks? alas no, the muffin break in redditch.

he was spotted eating with people of his own age, whilst asking the waitress to see his party trick of licking out a doughnut ...

when asked about this, his agent mr mike field replied "Jonathan likes to eat there, as fits in with his age group and can sign autographs for his groupies when they come out of marks and spencers with the latest incontinence range"