setting the fear up for a date ...

badge73

Vital 1st Team Regular
#1
seen the fear at one of my locals who was been served by a lovely young woman and thought i would help the bloke out .... told the young girl fear was a personnel trainer at villa and very high up in knowing the players, ohh she cried with a bit of a wink at the media mogul .... wondering how it went and who would the rest of the forum set him up with? :5:
 

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#2
It's the lovely young black waitress you should have set me up with! She's lovely. Problem being I need to be twenty years younger.

* walks off grumbling about growing older*

:17:
 

badge73

Vital 1st Team Regular
#3
theres nowt wrong with our kay, such a lovely girl, and yes know the girl who your on about, though what would happen if she would say ... its either the weeman or me :69: :10:

reckon one of the nurses who used to visit me would suit you and indeed did mention you to her ... only response was, whose he? :2:
 

SKEGGY

Vital Football Legend
#5
Fear doesn't need a date he has Deano for clothes shopping Prep for curries Jonah for old bloke stuff trekker for anti cheese talks and me to nod approvingly at him
 

badge73

Vital 1st Team Regular
#6
to be fair she is a nice looking girl but like you said a bit to young lol what about the "jon" fear mugs and jumpers if some how you did get together, think of the revenue you would lose from the darby and joan sainsburies branch lol
 

BBJ

Vital Champions League
#9
Surely you just need to play the I'm a mega millionaire" card to have flocks of lovelies throw themselves at you, Jonathan?
 

badge73

Vital 1st Team Regular
#10
the bloke you was sat with reminded me of someone that used to live around lakeside and moved away a few years ago but always thought he was a blose fan.
 

badge73

Vital 1st Team Regular
#11
BBJ - 24/7/2013 20:55

Surely you just need to play the I'm a mega millionaire" card to have flocks of lovelies throw themselves at you, Jonathan?
hes tried that with the nector card bbj, and ended up being covered in talc, lavender and pensioner piss :17:
 
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#12
Well some lucky lady will be honoured to be wined and dined by the Fear, a true gent and top bloke, if i was a woman i tell ya....;)
 

badge73

Vital 1st Team Regular
#13
ClivetheVillan - 24/7/2013 21:09

Well some lucky lady will be honoured to be wined and dined by the Fear, a true gent and top bloke, if i was a woman i tell ya....;)
not even gonna quote what he put on my face book today .... :179:
 
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badge73 - 24/7/2013 21:16

ClivetheVillan - 24/7/2013 21:09

Well some lucky lady will be honoured to be wined and dined by the Fear, a true gent and top bloke, if i was a woman i tell ya....;)
not even gonna quote what he put on my face book today .... :179:
:19: My imagination has run wild :10:
 

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#15
BBJ - 24/7/2013 20:55

Surely you just need to play the I'm a mega millionaire" card to have flocks of lovelies throw themselves at you, Jonathan?
Yup. Money does open doors they say!!!!
 

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#16
ClivetheVillan - 24/7/2013 21:09

Well some lucky lady will be honoured to be wined and dined by the Fear, a true gent and top bloke, if i was a woman i tell ya....;)
Lol. Thanks Clive!!!

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The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#17
badge73 - 24/7/2013 20:54

i know :2: :5: but seriously whats wrong with jon? or just dont you like the shortening of names?
Not my name, crap shortening, J or Jay as some put, JF, Fear... Jonathan. All easy enough. Jon was the American version of John, which again, isn't my name.

If someone tells me they don't like being called '...whatever...' I don't call them it.
 
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#18
Well i tried telling that my mates for years but the ba*tads wouldn't have it, instead they went from Clive to Cliff grrr then to heathcliffe grrrrrr then to clit the effin *****ds
 

Prepared

Vital Football Legend
#20
Fear has been on loads of dates with me.

in fact when I was younger I'd say fear was a massive part of most of my dates.

well fear and rohypnol