Selenity tea bar

[exhertsimp]

First friendly today. We've had skips, bowsers, toilet-hiding screens and now huge storage type containers blocking the pitch view near the Selenity/Stacey West corner. Unless they transform into covered disabled shelters I am totally peed off by this latest development

 

[MaineRoad_96]

What an utterly bizarre thing to get wound up about.

 

[SalfordImp]

First friendly today. We've had skips, bowsers, toilet-hiding screens and now huge storage type containers blocking the pitch view near the Selenity/Stacey West corner. Unless they transform into covered disabled shelters I am totally peed off by this latest development

Can you post a pic? As it explains better.

 

[berksimps]

Could they be the two extra water storage tanks?

If so they will help flush your pee away.

 

[Farmer Imp]

First friendly today. We've had skips, bowsers, toilet-hiding screens and now huge storage type containers blocking the pitch view near the Selenity/Stacey West corner. Unless they transform into covered disabled shelters I am totally peed off by this latest development

They have been donated and are for some new pitch/frost covers and grow covers to promote grass growth. I didn’t think they were blocking anyone’s view. A lot of thought went into placement so that didn’t happen.

 

[exhertsimp]

Thanks for the explanation.I like to get my tea in a minimal queue just before half time whilst still being able to see action on the pitch. I'll let others winge about things unimportant to my match day experience (alcohol. burgers etc,,)

 

[German Imp]

Thanks for the explanation.I like to get my tea in a minimal queue just before half time whilst still being able to see action on the pitch. I'll let others winge about things unimportant to my match day experience (alcohol. burgers etc,,)

Stay in your seat until the half time whistle, better still take a flask !

 

[nlondonimp]

haha! some people are always getting up and leaving their seats, oblivious to the fact that they are obscuring the view of people that want to watch the game. just like wimbledon, more interested in the cream teas than watching the tennis.

 

[SalfordImp]

Stay in your seat until the half time whistle, better still take a flask !

Don't forget the blanket as well from September onwards, evidently it gets a bit cold in that stand.

 

[hulloutpost]

I think with all the new investment that has gone into the club that the installation of under seat heating in the Senility is long overdue and should be fast tracked to top priority. Who needs new players anyway.

 

[buckielugger]

I think with all the new investment that has gone into the club that the installation of under seat heating in the Senility is long overdue and should be fast tracked to top priority. Who needs new players anyway.

Actually a nice idea for new stadium!
Padded seats too with arms & a drinks holder.

 

[Deleted member 10554]

And a waiter in tails.

 

[hulloutpost]

Actually a nice idea for new stadium!
Padded seats too with arms & a drinks holder.

Steady on we don't want to turn into The Emirates.

 

[Barney Imp]

And a waiter in tails.

Or an app for your phone to have your half time refreshments delivered by drone to your seat....

 

[Deleted member 10554]

I want one of these climbing the yellow stairs

 

[NottyImp]

Definitely *not* one of these, though.

 

[redimps1]

I wonder why they arent doing the drone idea in the premier league?

 

[Barney Imp]

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Definitely *not* one of these, though.

Seems to have a variety of "spouts" to provide for a wide choice of beverage...

 

[bonsonshead]

I want one of these climbing the yellow stairs

Don't think there would be much tea left in the cup before it got to you and would Chris Ashton be working the pulley?

 

[gijsbert_bos]

I think with all the new investment that has gone into the club that the installation of under seat heating in the Senility is long overdue and should be fast tracked to top priority. Who needs new players anyway.

I'm pretty sure that some sections of the Senility do have heating under the seats. Having been to various Sunday League finals at the bank I'm sure I've seen this. Probably the Directors Box.