Tony, this is an earlier post that I don't know if you saw. I'd be concerned if I were you!
Guys,
I've just taken a phone call from a female who claims she is BobHats girlfriend. She just wanted to let his father (Tony?) know that SHE is going to love and nurture him from now on and that Tony should be ashamed of himself for the several beatings Bob received at his hands, including three real pummelings with an April 2008 copy of Penthouse and another, which nearly took Bob's life, with a 1970's pair of ceramic Klackers that were found in the sock drawer.
She told me they are currently 'on vacation' somewhere (she wouldn't tell me where) whilst they ponder their future together. They plan to eventually settle down, buy a cardboard box together (or even a wardrobe if they can afford it) and have children (mittens I suppose!).
Apparently, Tony, they will never darken your doorstep again, not even to ask for each others hands (brims?) in marriage.
Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just passing on info!
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