Sean Connery Jokes

[DeanoVilla]

Just seen someone on Facebook start up a post about Sean Connery Joke day.

I love a good Sean Connery joke.

My 2 favourites are -

How does Sean Connery shave?

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and

I have a joke about Sean Connery's sister young daughter.... but it's just a little niche.

 

[DeanoVilla]

Is Sean Connery a big fan of herbs?

Only partially.

 

[Pride of Lions]

What was Sean Connery's worst ever sexual experience ?

When he once asked a woman to sit on his face !

 

[Pride of Lions]

Apparently Sean Connery fell for his wife after spying on her in a public toilet.

He said it was, 'Love at first shite'.