crooktownmags
Vital Squad Member
Looks a decent turn. His performance on Saturday will surely pave the way for Judas Lascelles exit in January. Knock him out to some mug club for £30m as a benchwarmer, spend £10m on some dodgy "striker", £5m on a Spanish full back and the fat man gets a night out in his local casino (stop me if you have heard this one before). Heaven forbid they should have to break into the Carroll money. Anyway that should be enough to pack the terraces through to the end of the season.