The Fear
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Sales calls... they seem to be on the increase so why not have some fun?
One asked me this morning who provides my tv. I said Sony... they said yes, but where do you get your programmes from. I said, well, my tv...!
Monday I was asked if they could talk to Mrs Fear .. (there is no Mrs Fear!) I answered 'no, I killed her years back, can I help?'
Amuses me. Next one up I'm going to ask if they want me to sing them a song I think!
Oh and if anyone rings you saying they are doing a survey for whatever your police force is, don't agree to do it, they aren't representing any police force at all, they are consumer questions that they then sell on.
One asked me this morning who provides my tv. I said Sony... they said yes, but where do you get your programmes from. I said, well, my tv...!
Monday I was asked if they could talk to Mrs Fear .. (there is no Mrs Fear!) I answered 'no, I killed her years back, can I help?'
Amuses me. Next one up I'm going to ask if they want me to sing them a song I think!
Oh and if anyone rings you saying they are doing a survey for whatever your police force is, don't agree to do it, they aren't representing any police force at all, they are consumer questions that they then sell on.