The Fear - 13/12/2013 23:25
sadly I've just had to ban James06
He pm'd me to ask if I was looking forward to Christmas.
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The Fear - 13/12/2013 22:30
Yes... 'Water'
Special water that I've saved up for a while.... Ahem!!
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I do enter into the spirit of Christmas a little bit though. I have prepared for the kids doing Christmas carols for instance.
Aye, I've bought a werewolf mask and a massive loud foghorn, that should scare the little *******s away!!!! :3:
OnMeHeadFred - 14/12/2013 09:31
Although I know this is a joke I really wish fans of Christmas were a little more sensitive to those who find the whole thing stressful and miserable.<br /><br />It would really be an act of charity and kindness if they could stop themselves from the knee-jerk compulsion to start every conversation with some reference to Christmas and restraining that urge to conscript everyone into the enforced bonhomie would be a real act of kindness. <br /><br />It would be nice if all Christmas music was banned from shops until the afternoon.<br /><br />After all, once it is over and it has turned out as miserable and anti-climactic as does it every year, and they have to face paying back their credit-card bills, and try and shed all the blubber they put on by eating stuff they didn't actually like, through the long biting sunless winter, they will <strong>expect</strong> our sympathy.<br /><br />Fair's fair!<br /><br />