Russia v Saudia Arabia

[Skullduggery Pleasan]

I'm very quick over the first half yard

 

[HerrLjunga]

I'm an abysmal keeper, I make Tony Bullock look like Buffon.

 

[jokerman]

Bring me on in the last 2 minutes injury time. You know those players that don't look like they are running very fast, trying very hard, or have much skill? Well...

 

[Mouldybluecheese]

Count me in , I could play right back in the changing room

 

[alphabet_king]

Count me in , I could play right back in the changing room

Valenciagill is pretty good on the right wing*

*note to vg, this is not an invite to post right wing shit on this thread.

 

[Gills 58]

Due to my leg injury I'd offer to go in goal. I'm tall but have the agility of a beached whale.

 

[nibbles]

Valenciagill is pretty good on the right wing*

I thought he’d retired.

 

[Detritus]

Defensive midfield - everyone always thinks they're crap and don't do anything anyway.

 

[PhilK66]

I'm a keeper.

 

[HerrLjunga]

I had a 6 week trial with Gills back in the day but didn't make the cut as the likes of Jack Payne, Luke Freeman and Connor Essam were deemed better than me. Fair enough.

Versatile can play in any position although AM/ST preferable.

Did you play elsewhere, Bromley?

 

[HerrLjunga]

Clubs mate

 

[OneSirKeefy]

I had a 6 week trial with Gills back in the day but didn't make the cut as the likes of Jack Payne, Luke Freeman and Connor Essam were deemed better than me. Fair enough.

Versatile can play in any position although AM/ST preferable.

Sounds like we have our Captain, and the guy who we give the ball too from the back and let him run through the opposition to score while we all catch a breather and a ciggy.

 

[HerrLjunga]

Well you've made captain of this XI