Despite Mourinho apparently wanting him away from the Swamp Martial is about to 'pen' a new five year deal, the plan presumably being that 'no way Jose' will come before the highway, so to speak.
And that rag kit - it's awful. One thing I've admired them for, perhaps the only thing is that they have stuck with red shirt, white shorts and mainly black socks - whilst we have messed around with sky blue shorts, lazy blue shirts and unusual sock combinations. But this time they have fecked up fairly spectacularly, it doesn't look like a rag kit, it looks like some unknown Prometheun League team that pops up for ten minutes on MotD every first Saturday in January before fecking off back to Sunday League pub footie on Rodney Marshes.
Happy days...