Johnny Baguette
Alert Team
The "united way" is a thing of beauty. Ignore the propaganda and arslikhan of their legion of hack friends in the media. The Stretford Galacticos across 5 years have been panicked into paying transfer requesting players and agents what they want, panicked into smashing their wage structure, panicked into sacking managers, panicked into abandoning a declared moral high ground over transfers, panicked into appointing a volatile manager the clubs elders were dead set against and ultimately panicked into breaking the world transfer record to try to win the Premier League. And all because of liddle ciddy.

