Proposed language changes

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We all know that it is no longer acceptable to used the words "chairman" or "chairwoman", which, for reasons of political correctness, have been superseded by "chairperson". To keep things in line with this development I propose the elimination of other gender based words:

Obviously, words like mother, father, grandmother and grandfather are more than descriptions of a role, they are a biologically defined role, having provided the ovum and incubated the foetus, there is no doubt that this is a mother, similarly, the provider of the sperm to fertilize the ovum and thus create the embryo that will develop intro a foetus and onward is still the father. The same logic should be applied to the roles described as "grandmother" and "grandfather", however, other roles are defined purely on basis of gender with no part defined by biological function, with this in mind I propose the elimination of the words "brother" and "sister", to be replaced by either "sother" or "brister" (sibling sounds too much like a BBC period drama) - to be decided by committee. Further, I propose that the words "aunty" and "uncle" are replaced with "auntcle". Finally, the words "husband" and "wife" should be banned, leaving only the gender neutral "spouse" in usage.

If you have any other gender based words that you feel oppress you in your role or label you in an incorrect or unfavourable light, please leave your suggestions below.

That is all :57:


 
Expletives based on gender specific body parts would need to go - may I suggest 'prunt' as in "Oi Lambert! Make a sub you fucking prunt!"

An Alan Partridge-esque 'dwad' might also work.
 
That's the spirit M4P, exactly the sort of thing I had in mind. :1: lol

 
I appreciate that my suggestion may be slightly opaque,however I do feel very strongly about our English language being used by foreigners to introduce their own language to the world under the pretense that the English give it their full support.
Plurals for words such as :
Mouse should be mouses,not mice
Hippopotumus should be hippopotumusses not hippopotumi (an example of the Italian`s trying to muscle in )
fish should be fishes not fish (the Irish i presume )
sheep should be sheepies not sheep (the welsh).

Back on topic.
I`d like to propose that we abolish the words son and daughter and that they are replaced with the words over and draft instead.







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Clubpaver - 31/10/2014 11:23

Back on topic.
I`d like to propose that we abolish the words son and daughter and that they are replaced with the words over and draft instead:14:[/QUOTE

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I hit the wrong button to reply and nearly put you on 'alert' to this, as I was so buy laughing. Classic, pure class